Today on Alphabet City: Jon Paul has flashbacks of high school debate at a medal ceremony for his memoir. Over the years, my love affair with golden booty has gotten me into some sticky situations. I couldn’t keep myself from fingering Whoopi’s Oscar in an episode out of I Love Lucy Alphabet City. Then there [...]
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March 3, 2010
Reviews Are In!
Today on Alphabet City: Jon Paul solicits criticism from his fans. The reviews are in! Well, not yet, actually. That’s where you come in. Alphabet City: My So-Called Sitcom Life is recruiting “citizen book critics” to post some comments on Lulu and Amazon. Head on over to those sites and tell the world your thoughts [...]
February 28, 2010
Bold Face Name (Again)
Today on Alphabet City: Jon Paul lands in PageSix gossip column (again) thanks to revelations about a supermodel. Guest star: Tyra Banks (sort of). Readers of Alphabet City: My So-Called Sitcom life might remember that in Episode 4 the famous gossip columnist Richard Johnson gave me a break when I was a struggling junior publicist [...]
November 22, 2009
Sex in the City
Today on Alphabet City: Jon Paul makes a pass at a pop-star’s husband. Guest stars: Gloria Estefan, Teri Hatcher. Thank God for Publicists. PR professionals enjoyed Even Jesus Had a Publicist enough to catapult that post’s popularity ahead of the two sex-related stories One Night in Bangkok and Hello, Meat Grindr. Until then, I was [...]
November 3, 2009
Tyra Wins!
In honor of Election Day, I’m announcing the results of the first Alphabet City poll. You voted for the next chapter you wanted to read—and the episode featuring Tyra Banks won in a landslide with 50% of the ballots cast. So enjoy Episode 4: And Nothing But the Truth which in addition to the supermodel-cum-media-mogul [...]
October 22, 2009
My So-Called Sitcom Life
From Blog to Book, Alphabet City is now available for purchase in print or e-book form. Support a hilarious emerging voice! Moving from Dallas to Manhattan in his late 20s, Jon Paul Buchmeyer fancied himself a gay Mary Tyler Moore starring in a sitcom of his life that he called Alphabet City. In this humorous [...]
