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The Bodyguard

Today on Alphabet City: Kristin Chenoweth and her hunky male Christmas pinup calendar inspires Jon Paul to reveal more of his cross-country travels with Tyra Banks.  Full Episode 5 now available. Chef and I decided a few years back that … Continue reading

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Turkey Trouble

Today on Alphabet City: A tragic “honor” killing in Turkey reminds Jon Paul of his trouble in Istanbul with a gay hustler while on tour with Tyra. Last week as I was beginning to cook the big Thanksgiving meal and … Continue reading

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Tyra Wins!

In honor of Election Day, I’m announcing the results of the first Alphabet City poll.  You voted for the next chapter you wanted to read—and the episode featuring Tyra Banks won in a landslide with 50% of the ballots cast.  … Continue reading

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Trick or Treat, Tyra

Today on Alphabet City: As Halloween arrives, Jon Paul has flashbacks to his first trick (and treat).  Guest star: Tyra Banks. Somewhere along the way I learned to hate Halloween.  Which doesn’t make sense, really, because my first sexual experience … Continue reading

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My So-Called Sitcom Life

From Blog to Book, Alphabet City is now available for purchase in print or e-book form.  Support a hilarious emerging voice! Moving from Dallas to Manhattan in his late 20s, Jon Paul Buchmeyer fancied himself a gay Mary Tyler Moore … Continue reading

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