Today on Alphabet City: Jon Paul clashes with Chef over his depiction in book & blog. Sweetly, my partner Chef insisted that he have the honor of purchasing the very first print edition of Alphabet City: My So-Called Sitcom Life. But as he stood in our kitchen, turning it over in his hands, his proud [...]
Posts Tagged as ‘spit list’
February 22, 2010
Scarlett Letter
Today on Alphabet City: An original Spit List fixture takes a final bow. Guest Star: Scarlett Johansson, Liev Schreiber. Scarlett Johansson has been officially removed from my Spit List. While many of you can breathe easier now, others are probably confused and might want to bone up on my go-to game of celebrity distaste. The [...]
December 2, 2009
Turkey Trouble
Today on Alphabet City: A tragic “honor” killing in Turkey reminds Jon Paul of his trouble in Istanbul with a gay hustler while on tour with Tyra. Last week as I was beginning to cook the big Thanksgiving meal and make final preparations for my Spit List, I came across an article in the New [...]
November 27, 2009
Spit List Recap
Today on Alphabet City: Jon Paul’s heart is warmed by Spit List nominees Lou Dobbs and Rihanna. As I recover from a serious food coma, thought I’d reply for you some of the highlights from Thanksgiving Spit List 2009. (For those new to Spit List, CLICK HERE for a background post). Some trends: in years [...]
November 24, 2009
Spit List
Today on Alphabet City: Jon Paul’s celebrity hatred game becomes a Thanksgiving tradition. Since I moved to the Big Apple, Thanksgiving has become my all-time favorite holiday. Instead of traveling to spend stress-induced time with family, I gather friends in my home for a big meal. After we pile our plates with food and pour [...]
